Have you ever heard of a beer bong? It's when you tap the bottom of a bottle on the top of a bottle of beer, the beer froths up lots and u gotta skull it or u lose ur beer Anyway, theres this thing where if u tap a full glass bottle (I only know of water so far) with the palm of ur hard then the bottom pops off. Well I tried to do it and my hand got sore cus I didnt have enough water (I filled it up from a puddle) so I got another bottle and tried to use the bottom. I've never seen the bottle break from a beer bong so I just assumed it wouldn't this time. Yeah, I assumed. ASSumed. I felt like an ass. The top bottle broke and I found out what it feels like to get bottled in the hand
And a while later I was at a party and somebody chased me around a corner and I had just opened my drink There was a big old concrete mixer around the corner and it was dark so I didnt see it.
I still have holes in my belly, the scabs wont heal very fast cus I think the glass is still in there.
Long story short, if ya wanna say u got bottled at a party, then. umm. Do something that I do. I dunno...
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Well, bottled... by me...
Have you ever heard of a beer bong? It's when you tap the bottom of a bottle on the top of a bottle of beer, the beer froths up lots and u gotta skull it or u lose ur beer
Anyway, theres this thing where if u tap a full glass bottle (I only know of water so far) with the palm of ur hard then the bottom pops off. Well I tried to do it and my hand got sore cus I didnt have enough water (I filled it up from a puddle) so I got another bottle and tried to use the bottom. I've never seen the bottle break from a beer bong so I just assumed it wouldn't this time.
Yeah, I assumed.
ASSumed. I felt like an ass. The top bottle broke and I found out what it feels like to get bottled in the hand
And a while later I was at a party and somebody chased me around a corner and I had just opened my drink
There was a big old concrete mixer around the corner and it was dark so I didnt see it.
I still have holes in my belly, the scabs wont heal very fast cus I think the glass is still in there.
Long story short, if ya wanna say u got bottled at a party, then. umm. Do something that I do. I dunno...
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I think there's a bakery down the street...damn it being late at night!
In time.....in time..........
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Interesting.
Last night I had a dream that I bought an eclair.
I remember it being delicious.
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It was dancish but also included acting.
I was very confused at the time.
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I just woke up.
I had a dream where I was in Warcraft and there was a face up in the corner of the 'screen' and it had stars for eyes.
The eyes were the star of David..and would glow blue whenever a jewish person was near.
It was really weird.
Kindof like Frodo's sword.
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I had a dream we went to dancing class.
We dance really nice.
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I told you I was going to kill you.
May the stars not taunt you.
Ok?
I guess then I'll have more reason to kill you then...and your unborn child.
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I glad you like it.
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Realmente aburrido? CLICK?
Aaah!
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and how!
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