~ninavogel

fool I'll eat ur children!

lol. I got knifed at a party.

Well, bottled... by me...

Have you ever heard of a beer bong? It's when you tap the bottom of a bottle on the top of a bottle of beer, the beer froths up lots and u gotta skull it or u lose ur beer
Anyway, theres this thing where if u tap a full glass bottle (I only know of water so far) with the palm of ur hard then the bottom pops off. Well I tried to do it and my hand got sore cus I didnt have enough water (I filled it up from a puddle) so I got another bottle and tried to use the bottom. I've never seen the bottle break from a beer bong so I just assumed it wouldn't this time.
Yeah, I assumed.
ASSumed. I felt like an ass. The top bottle broke and I found out what it feels like to get bottled in the hand

And a while later I was at a party and somebody chased me around a corner and I had just opened my drink
There was a big old concrete mixer around the corner and it was dark so I didnt see it.

I still have holes in my belly, the scabs wont heal very fast cus I think the glass is still in there.



Long story short, if ya wanna say u got bottled at a party, then. umm. Do something that I do. I dunno...

Just like babies.

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adorable AND delicious.

Preferably this one...

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Mmm...I googled it also at your mention of googling.

I think there's a bakery down the street...damn it being late at night!

In time.....in time..........

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I googled eclair and now i want one.

Hmm.

Interesting.

Last night I had a dream that I bought an eclair.

I remember it being delicious.

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I'm not sure.
It was dancish but also included acting.

I was very confused at the time.

P.S. What kind of dance was it?

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Cool.

Cool.

I just woke up.
I had a dream where I was in Warcraft and there was a face up in the corner of the 'screen' and it had stars for eyes.

The eyes were the star of David..and would glow blue whenever a jewish person was near.



It was really weird.

Kindof like Frodo's sword.

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I just woke up.
I had a dream we went to dancing class.



We dance really nice.

I'm hoping for a scar..so that when my kids ask me.."How did you get that?"..I can tell them I got knifed at a party.

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definately stabbed you in the leg. Awesome
I told you I was going to kill you.

Thankies for the fave, you

Happy new year.
May the stars not taunt you.

Hmm.

Ok?



I guess then I'll have more reason to kill you then...and your unborn child.

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only if i can rape you first??

Thanks!

I glad you like it.

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Your zodiac series is awesome

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thanks for your favourite nina

Gah...I still need to get more of my costume...

Aaah!

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rocky horror picture show











and how!

most definately agreed